The Door Is Ajar, The DH Is Andujar
Yankees called up their 3B prospect, Miguel Andujar (3-for-4, 4 RBIs, and a steal), to fill-in for DL'd Matt Holliday. That reminds me of Joaquin Andujar, and now I'm sad. Gone too soon. RIP,...
View ArticleFanDuel: Peacock Struts His Stuff
Astros starter Brad Peacock will take the mound on Thursday against the Athletics, making for an outstanding starting pitcher candidate on FanDuel. Peacock has an insane 13.3 K/9 in 44 2/3 innings this...
View ArticleOPS Leaguers Unite! [Insert Josh Reddick Joke Here]
Josh Reddick has been on a tear since returning from a concussion injury with an OPS over 1.500, two homers, and three steals (although his return sent future OPS Monster Derek Fisher back to AAA, sad...
View ArticleAndrew Rockets Red Blare, Bunch Of McBombs In The Air
Thankfully, I no longer do 4th of July like I used to, because when you have a holiday weekend that lasts five days, you will get alcohol poisoning if you go too hard, and the 4th is especially...
View ArticleOne Man’s Trash: I Like Green Eggs And Tommy Pham
I am Son. Son I am. I like green eggs and Tommy Pham (20.6% owned - increase of 9.7%). I do! I like them, Son I am. When I think of Tommy I crave for Pho (pronounced "fuh"), probably due to the fact...
View ArticleChapman in La La Land as Sox Moonlight Yankees to Steal Win
Called upon in the ninth inning to protect a one run lead Aroldis Chapman blew his third save of the season Friday night surrendering two hits and two walks and allowing two earned runs. After giving...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Clevinger Ready To Rock In San Fran
Mike Clevinger ($17,600) looks like he should be performing a rock concert with his long grunge band looking hair and his arm full of tattoos but he will be taking the mound in instead. He seems to be...
View ArticleFanDuel: Return Of The Czar
Raise your hand if you did not trust Danny Salazar ($8,200) in his first start off the DL facing the Blue Jays. I’ll admit, I benched him everywhere to feel him out and wasn’t touching him with a...
View ArticleGray Pilots The Plane While Rockies Take Braves Pitchers To Bathroom
On the ones and twos, it's not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby's mouth, dropping another one in a major key. It's yo' boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster,...
View ArticleFanDuel: McCullers (Back) is Back
Lance McCullers (back) is back in action on Wednesday, making his first start since July as he comes off the disabled list. Starting a pitcher in their first outing back is always risky, but if...
View ArticleWinner, Winner, Mike Clevinger
The Cleveland Indians may never lose again! Friday night the Tribe won their 16th straight game, the longest streak in baseball this season, and the longest winning streak since the Oakland A's won 20...
View ArticleMatt Olson, Eduardo Escobar …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 24
Greetings and welcome back to everyone except salty commenter Fogimon. Just kidding. Love you, Fogimon. If you didn’t read Saturday’s post, I moved up north from South Florida just in time to avoid...
View ArticleTim Anderson, Eddie Rosario, Yoan Moncada …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 25
Tim Anderson is a guy that I would glance at earlier in the season and then move on with my life and with our beloved Top 100. He is a nice young player and all, but he wasn’t spongeworthy. Now,...
View ArticleTop 40 Outfielders, 2017 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
With the top 40 outfielders for 2017 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a cue to try to hold my hand. Why are you now patting...
View ArticleFanDuel: Sit Back and Enjoy the Healy Factors of a Oakland Stack
Hello and welcome to another wonderful Wednesday slate on FanDuel. With so many options today, I struggled at first attempting to narrow it down for you beautiful people. After thinking long and hard...
View ArticleJudge Whoppner
I can't believe Aaron Judge was caught stealing yesterday. I'd be afraid of tagging him. He should have just put the MI in The Claw, Baron Von Judgeske-style. You remember The Machines? They were...
View ArticleFanDuel: Your Soul Is Mine!
Something funky is going on in Denver. At the 2016 all-star break, Charlie Blackmon was a 30 year old OF sporting a career line of .292/.342/.446, good for a 99 wRC+. Since then, he’s been a...
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Hey Batter³ Contest, Week 6: Zimmer and Shine
I apologize in advance for the rushed post this week, but due to natural circumstances, I've got about ten minutes to put this puppy together. That's not including the hour or so it takes to calculate...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Ariel, The Little Merman…MERMAN
Greetings my fellow dweebs. I know, I know, my Staind fanatics...it's been a while. You think that reference is old? I'm writing up Ariel Miranda with a nod to a 1989 Disney cartoon whilst...
View ArticleK-Slouching Tiger, Hidden Melancon
Francisco Rodriguez was removed from the closer job, because he was being sued by a dumpster fire for trademark infringement. A portion of the deposition transcript follows: "Is it true that you were...
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