FanDuel: To Kershaw Or Not To Kershaw, That Is The Question
Welcome to another beautiful Wednesday slate. I was so pumped for this slate until I looked and realized Clayton Kershaw $12,900 is on the bump..Don't get me wrong I love Kershaw; he's an amazing...
View ArticleA Dozen Ks Ain’t Bad For Amir Rookie
Amir Garrett, or as he's commonly referred to as, Muslim Mrs. Garrett, took Natalie, Jo, Blair, Tootie and that little white kid, who no one remembers, to school last night. Muslim Mrs. Garrett was...
View ArticleFanDuel: Thames, Thaddeus, They Both Score The Same Number Of Fantasy Points
28.4, 12.2, 21.4, 34.1, 24.9, 43.6, 28.7, 31.4. What Power Forward game log is this? You have a 7x day where he puts up 20 points and 15 rebounds, a day where he flopped hard because he got in foul...
View ArticleSell Texas Cole Since It’s Not A Minor Slump
We've reached the end of the line for Cole Hamels' viability. It happens to everyone. Robert De Niro went from Meet the Fockers, a respectable comedic turn as Rex Reed likely said, to total garbage....
View ArticleWe’re Going Streaming, Week 5: Let’s Go All The Wei
Oh, hey there. Glad you could find time to visit us here at Razzball, even though it seems like the rest of the world is dry humping the NFL draft. I mean yeah, sure, I like football as much as the...
View ArticleFanDuel: Sit Back and Enjoy the Healy Factors of a Oakland Stack
Hello and welcome to another wonderful Wednesday slate on FanDuel. With so many options today, I struggled at first attempting to narrow it down for you beautiful people. After thinking long and hard...
View ArticleJudge Whoppner
I can't believe Aaron Judge was caught stealing yesterday. I'd be afraid of tagging him. He should have just put the MI in The Claw, Baron Von Judgeske-style. You remember The Machines? They were...
View ArticleFanDuel: Your Soul Is Mine!
Something funky is going on in Denver. At the 2016 all-star break, Charlie Blackmon was a 30 year old OF sporting a career line of .292/.342/.446, good for a 99 wRC+. Since then, he’s been a...
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Hey Batter³ Contest, Week 6: Zimmer and Shine
I apologize in advance for the rushed post this week, but due to natural circumstances, I've got about ten minutes to put this puppy together. That's not including the hour or so it takes to calculate...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Ariel, The Little Merman…MERMAN
Greetings my fellow dweebs. I know, I know, my Staind fanatics...it's been a while. You think that reference is old? I'm writing up Ariel Miranda with a nod to a 1989 Disney cartoon whilst...
View ArticleK-Slouching Tiger, Hidden Melancon
Francisco Rodriguez was removed from the closer job, because he was being sued by a dumpster fire for trademark infringement. A portion of the deposition transcript follows: "Is it true that you were...
View ArticleWe’re Going Streaming! Week 7: Earth, Wind & Meyer
What's up amigos?! Let me first say that if you're reading this, thanks. I really appreciate the support, especially when we're all recovering from too many Mother's Day Mimosas. What!? Surely I'm not...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: JIMMMMYY!
Hopefully we are as happy as Ray Liota was in the movie Goodfellas when he was screaming JIMMY in the shower after Jimmy Nelson ($15,200) is done taking the mound against the Padres. The San Diego...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 7: UnGodley Numbers
The fantasy baseball roster you could make out of the current disabled list would easily be in first place in many rotisserie leagues. If you left your draft with all of these players healthy you would...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: I Say Pineda, You Say Polanco
Pineda, Polanco, let’s call the whole thing off! Actually, let’s get it on! Happy Memorial Day weekend fellow DFSers. I hope you’ll join me in BBQing, enjoying adult libations and winning some cash...
View ArticleFanDuel: Chatwood: The Band-Aid’s Frail
Some days, in my FanDuel lineups, I put my faith and my cash into a big-name pitcher and fill in the holes around him; some days I pick on pitchers and build against him. Today is one of the latter...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Sunday Funday
Sundays are fantastic. Around my house, they are typically the recovery day of the weekend. Sundays usually go unscheduled, there is sleeping in, sitting on the couch in sweatpants and sipping...
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Hey Batter³ Contest, Week 12: Scooter Pie
Holy cow! Somebody call Phil Rizzuto because scooter pies are on this week's menu. I've never even seen one of these, let alone eaten one, but from what I gather they are very similar to moon pies....
View ArticleFanDuel: The Infamous Paulino
There's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds on Thursday's FanDuel slate, but one starter stands above the rest. The 23-year-old Astros prodigy David Paulino looks to wreak havoc on the...
View ArticleSee You Later, Alligator, In A While, Cubbie Kyle
Yesterday, Kyle Schwarber was demoted to Triple-A to clear his head. But Joe Buck would've cleared it for him! Guess Schwarber is just one less thing for Joe Buck to plug. Joe Buck is now the new...
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