FanDuel: C&C Music Factory
Happy Friday everybody! We have a massive 15 games slate on FanDuel, which includes the works. Coors, multiple aces, and huge implied team totals, so let's see if we can fit it all in! Let us begin...
View ArticleNats DM’d The Cubs But We All Got The Message
Daniel Murphy traded to the Cubs, after being claimed on waivers. I'm going to try to wrap my noodle around this one. My above-the-line noodle. That's above-the-line as in waist, not above-the-line...
View ArticleHomer Did The Iliadalberto & The Mondesi
Didja you know The Captain from Captain & Tennille's real name is Daryl Dragon? Why would this guy have a nickname? Your name's awesome, you don't get a nickname. Daryl Dragon has bedtime...
View ArticleIndians Designate Lineup Drivers To Bench And Call A Kluber
Corey Kluber (7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 2.83, and his 1st 20-win season) just passed Trevor Bauer with 216 Ks, giving the Indians four guys with 200 Ks. They may not even win as many...
View ArticleTop 100 Outfielders for 2019 Fantasy Baseball
We've done it! We've reached the end of the fantasy baseball hitter rankings. Give yourself a big round of applause. I'd clap for you, but I have carpal tunnel from actually ranking all the hitters...
View Article2019 Spring Training Position Battles: The AL West
NL West | NL Central | NL East || AL West | AL Central | AL East I don’t pay much attention to Spring Training Statistics. You never know who the statistics are coming against. Baseball-Reference...
View ArticleJames Paxton Catches Latest Leg Of Boston “Slumpbustah” Tour
"After Chris Davis raved about it, I had to check it out.” said James Paxton, as he sipped maple syrup. He continued, "It was my favorite show since the last time I saw Rush." The Canadian then put...
View ArticleTucker: The Man And His Dreamy Speed
If you said you loved Kevin Kline in the role of Cole Tucker, you wouldn't be wrong. What can't Kevin Kline do? Yo, Kevin Kline, wanna be my father? "Sir, this is a Cheesecake Factory and that's...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 4: No Pitcher is Safe
Good lord -- Curt Schilling and his bloody sock are looking up from hell at the starting pitching landscape and just cackling. There are so many injured SPs this week that I’m going to just give you...
View ArticlePaddack! At The Petco
Yesterday, on the way to the park, Chris Paddack felt under the weather. Not to confuse people, Paddack had the flu, there's no weather in San Diego. So, Chris Paddack was touching 100, and I'm not...
View ArticleOPS Leagues: Just Tapia It In
If you came here for NFL Draft coverage, you’re in the wrong place. However, I do enjoy the adjectives given to the young “glass eaters” of the gridiron. If your team drafted a guy with “oily hips” or...
View ArticleBuymel Tapia
*blows dust off cover to the book, "Raimel Tapia, Fantasy Sleeper"* Just found this book on a shelf in this Colorado-area bookstore. "I think this is yours." The bookstore owner holds up a copy of,...
View ArticleThe Senzelnati Kid
Scott Schebler looks about as DFA-able as I've seen anyone look in some time. DFA stands for Da F**k Attahere. Even if he's not, Nick Senzel was promoted and is hitting 2nd tonight. So, what are we...
View ArticleFanDuel: Yonny Come Lately
Good Saturday to you folks. With today being Derby Day you know everyone wants to get some action on the horses, but I’ve got some tips on getting in on tonight’s baseball action. FanDuel has a sweet...
View ArticleFanDuel: Canning Pickled Royals
I remember fondly my pickling phase of years ago when I went ahead and pickled just about everything. Pickled eggs, pickled garlic, pickled...pickles. Fast forward 3 years and all those jars are still...
View ArticleFanDuel: Just Say Nola
On a slate with no true ace taking the bump, the Phillies’ Aaron Nola is the guy to build your FanDuel lineups around. He has the second lowest SIERA on the slate, and the lowest xFIP. Nola has a 26.2%...
View ArticlePlesac Up and Add Zach
Zach Plesac was on the attack again Friday night holding the New York Yankees to just two earned runs on six hits in seven innings, he walked one and struck out five for his first career win. All this...
View ArticleFanDuel: Hot Coors
This is a Coors Field slate and the weather is going to be hot, so you’re going to want to jam Coors Field plays into your FanDuel lineups. The biggest issue in your quest for 4 Astros is that they are...
View ArticleFanDuel: Heavens Help Us
When making sense of this gigantic 11-game FanDuel Main Slate, let's look to the heavens, as both the Angels and Astros offer great value potential today via stacks. Our featured stacks are all road...
View ArticleFanDuel: Just Do It. Start Justin Verlander.
We have eight games to consider today when playing the FanDuel Main Slate. When looking over the options it seems we can find all kinds of creative ways to avoid paying up and starting Justin...
View ArticleEdman Rockin’
Tommy Edman continued his hot hitting Friday night going 2-for-4 with his sixth and seventh home runs and 3 RBI. Have a day, rook! He's now batting .344 with 8 runs, 2 home runs, 4 RBI and two steals...
View ArticleFanDuel: Show Us How, Wojciechowski
Good Sunday to you. We have a relatively small 8-game FanDuel Main Slate, providing us only some 250 billion possible lineup combinations, without salary cap considerations, compared to our usual 1-10...
View ArticleTruth Bader Gonesburg
Was thinking how much I like Harrison Bader and how he feels tailor-made for a 2020 sleeper post, then I had a deep thought. No, not my deep thought about oat milk, but if you wanna hear that one, it...
View ArticleTop 100 Outfielders for 2020 Fantasy Baseball
We've done it! We've reached the end of the fantasy baseball hitter rankings for 2020 fantasy baseball rankings. Give yourself a big round of applause. I'd clap for you, but I have carpal tunnel from...
View ArticleCOVID Decides To Use Chapman As An Opener
Aroldis Chapman tested positive for Covid and has mild symptoms. Aroldis was reading a radar gun, when he said, "Damn, I haven't thrown 101 in so long," then he realized he wasn't reading a radar gun....
View ArticleHeads Up! H2H Categories Week 5 – Attack of the Bullpen
We're about a third of the way through the season and time is just flying! So, I guess I'm having fun. This week, we'll take an alternate look at finding low owned hitters that could help lead your...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 5: Are You There God, It’s Me Aaron Boone
Welp......whatever was in the water in the Bronx last year that led to one of the most ridiculous injury riddled seasons ever apparently is still sticking around, because the Yankees just keep taking...
View ArticleThe More Ynoa
Did you know Huascar Ynoa signed as a 16-year-old, when he was likely 10 years old, because the Braves scout players when they're in Latin American T-ball? "The kid throws 97 as an 8-year-old, we...
View ArticleBubic Job for the Twins
Kris Bubic picked up his first win of the season Friday night, pitching six strong innings allowing just six base runners, one earned run and striking out five in an impressive win on the road. It was...
View ArticleLet Buy Gonsolin Be Buy Gonsolins
(NOTE: THIS POST WAS RELEASED EARLY THIS WEEK ON OUR PATREON. IT’S $10/MONTH OR $13/MONTH WITH AN EXTRA WEEKLY PODCAST.) Hearing nary a peep on Tony Gonsolin. I have my ear up to the computer screen...
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