DraftKings: Know When To Walk Away, Know When To Run
Daily Fantasy Baseball is a lot of fun. A tremendous amount of fun, really. I hope you can tell by our writing and coverage here that we really have a passion and a heart for this game. Every day/night...
View ArticleRazznasty League Update: J-FOH’s Power Brings May Flowers
Entering June, it's becoming a two-horse race between Hannibal Montana (Csifu) and Razzball's own J-FOH in our dynasty league - the Razznasty. There's a group duking it out behind them, but both teams...
View ArticleChi Chi All That And A Bag Of Nachos
Yesterday, Chi Chi Gonzalez went 7 IP, 1 ER, 11 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 0.42. Hey, Major League Baseball retired that number! If this pitching thing ever stops working out for Gonzalez, he can go...
View ArticleDraftKings: Umbrella Sale
While the rest of the DFS Grinding world tilts their way through the US Open golf tournament (and the Milly Maker that goes with it) this weekend, I'll be over here watching baseball and praying the...
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Points League: Smokin Todd Frazier
"Son of a female dog," exclaimed Tim Lincecum as he reached into his pocket. "What? We're out of weed," asked Ron Washington in a rather concerned voice. "No man. We're never out of weed," replied Tim...
View ArticleThe YardBYRD Sings for Your Love and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 12
What is not to love about Marlon Byrd? He is one of twenty-one hitters who have 49 homeruns over the past two seasons, and is on pace this year to hit over 20 bombs again. He has been on the DL since...
View ArticleRosario Awesome and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 13
I love me a hot schmotato almost as much as I love me a hot Latina. [Jay's Note: I prefer the angry Latina.] Yes, it is true, I love Latin women more than fantasy baseball, except this week, when I...
View ArticleIndians Using Every Piece Of Buffalo Bill Cody
Cody Anderson took a perfect game into the 7th inning yesterday and ended up with a line of 8 IP, 1 ER, 2 baserunners, 2 Ks, and his ERA is at 0.57 thru two starts. The Indians staff just keeps getting...
View ArticleJuan of a Kind and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 14
You can think whatever you want about Juan Uribe. I don't care what anyone thinks, he is one of the most unique players in baseball. A classic character from yesteryear. He has to be a latin 50. Have...
View ArticleTop 100 Hitters for the Second Half of 2015
Hey look, it's all-star week. Wonderful... stupendous... greaaaaat *said in sarcastic monotone voice* Real baseball? Blah! Give me games so I can play my game. I can't even go to Draftkings... or can...
View ArticleDraftKings: Curious Jorge
For many a year, it's been well documented that Jorge De La Rosa was a bit of a homeschooler. Of course, that in and of itself isn't something that would make a person curious; plenty of pitchers have...
View ArticleA COG(hlan) in the Fantasy Machine and Top 100 Hitters, Week 16
I sat down Friday night and started watching Shark Tank for the first time. Wow, have I been missing out on a beautiful reality show. No B.S., I have been binge watching it all weekend. I know, I know,...
View ArticleThe Aceful Dodgers
"Who is the Dodgers ace?" asks the Fox Sports newscaster in Los Angeles, after the special report on "Where are the stars shopping for their Emmy gowns?" and "Juicing? Is it good for you?" and "A...
View ArticleTop 100 Hitters, Week 17: Vacation Mandate
I went out on my annual mid-season man-date with Grey this past Friday. What a day! Sandwiches at the wine shop, facial hair products at the beauty supply store, and coffee at some weird fancy...
View ArticleStoren Owners Pop A Vein
Jonathan Papelbon has a contract that insures that he remains the closer if he's traded. He would likely be the closer in Washington even without that stipulation, but it's so like Papelbon to have...
View ArticleCole Meets Oil
Yesterday, Latos was traded to the Dodgers, then not traded. Then CarGo was traded to the Mets, then not traded. Then Cole Hamels was traded to the Rangers, and really traded, I think. I don't know,...
View ArticleThere is No Shame Riding this Scooter and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 18
I have returned from my much needed and financially reasonable vacation. I went to San Diego for five days and four nights with the family, and enjoyed almost every damn second of it. I learned one...
View ArticleDraftKings: One Two Cha Cha Chavez
Groove with me, won't you? Admittedly I'm not much of a dancer. I can Macarena with the best of them but that's about it. In fact, if a song is in 4/4 time, that's my go to dance move outside of the...
View ArticleThe Sun Goes Down On Soler
Jorge Soler is likely done for the year with a strained oblique. This is one of those injuries that comes with a sigh of relief. Yay, I don't have to keep running Soler out there and being...
View ArticlePoints Leagues: Exceeds Expectations
Did you ever wonder why, back in your school days, that there was no "E" grade? What happened to "E"? The apparent reason for the lack of an "E" grade is because most systems are based on four passing...
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