Archduke Of Strasburg Empire Takes Feet Off Ottoman
You wanna know what's on my mind? "If the Nationals wouldn't have shut down Stephen Strasburg three years ago, would they have been eliminated a day earlier this year?" No, that's not on my mind....
View ArticleDraftKings: Duffy The Cam-Yard K’er
First and foremost, I want you to know I worked very hard on that title. Like, I spent all of 10 minutes on it. That's a million years in Fantasy Sports years so be thankful. Admittedly, I didn't...
View ArticleDraftKings: The Pain Of Rain
Who's the guy who wrote up Jason Hammel the night prior only to see Dan Haren subbed in for him this morning while trying to set his season long and DFS football lineups. Two thumbs pointed back and...
View ArticleTyler Duffey’s Madea Goes To The Mound
Yesterday, I was watching the Twins game and I fell asleep and had a dream that Razzball's Twitter account got one of those blue check marks. I'm not sure what this says about my fantasies, but it...
View ArticleMy Fellow Americans, Our Long Nationals Nightmare Is Over
Maybe because The Bastard Executioner premiered last night, but I'm feeling reminiscent for Sons of Anarchy -- Jax, Clay, Peg Bundy and that Irish guy I couldn't understand -- and, specifically, to the...
View ArticleFinnegan’s Break
Brandon Finnegan pitched five innings allowing just three hits an earned run, two walks, while striking out four to notch his first win with the Cincinnati Reds last night. James Joyce would be so...
View ArticleBritton Needs Peers To Perform
Zach Britton has a mild lat strain. He hopes to return soon as he's complained that the loneliness of not pitching is killing him. Britton went on to say, "Bollocks!" Maybe that's a Briton. Any...
View ArticleStarling Goes Hannibal On Rockies
We have one reader in Nigeria who emails me privately about how I've won large amounts of muney (sic), so I don't need to be working, which means this is more of a PSA, and should be taken even more...
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DraftKings: Listen All Of Y’all It’s A Sabathiage
I can't believe I've come to this point in the season but it's that time, fam. Or 'Pham' if you're into making things not only hip but fantasy baseball-related. This is the time of the season where...
View ArticleTop 40 Outfielders for 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
With the top 40 outfielders for 2015 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a cue to try to hold my hand. Why are you now patting...
View ArticleRazznasty Dynasty League Offseason Update
One of the great things about playing in a dynasty league is the active offseason. Since most of the players on a roster are kept, the draft is usually just a handful of rounds and consists of other...
View ArticleTop 80 Outfielders for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
We're nearing the end of hitters in the 2016 fantasy baseball rankings, but there's still a few buzzer-beating gems left. Ranked this late last year was David Peralta....and he's ranked again this...
View Article12 Team, Mixed League, Slow Draft Recap — This Thing Has More Rounds Than The...
Scout and Razzball teamed up to bring you 12-team mixed league slow drafts, and, when I say slow, I mean that I've seen paint dry faster and with more upside. It's exactly like our 12-team, mixed...
View ArticlePoints Leagues: Malamoneyball, The Auction
Baseball is coming. So is winter. By the time you actually read this the start of the Major League season will be less than a day away. And for those of you lazy readers that catch up on Razzball on...
View ArticleTyler White Power Don’t Discriminate
The Tyler White hot fire stayed lit last night with his third multi-hit game in a row, going 3-for-4 with 2-run home run. His second jack this year and brings his average to .692 with 7 RBI. Who is...
View ArticleCarlos Carrasccident
People standing to the side, huddled together. Faces ashen. All they could talk about was the moment the Carlos Carrascident happened. There was nothing anyone could do. It was as if time slowed...
View ArticleDraftKings: Kershaw or Nah?
Playing Daily Fantasy Sports (DFS) comes with plenty of different strategies. There are punts, pairing aces, stacking at Coors Field, value picks, and using right-handed hitters with a last name that...
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DraftKings: A Disappearing Cards Trick Using Only A Left Hand
In this age of technology, sometimes its good to look back on a forgotten pastime. There was a time when we all believed in the unknown. A time when we believed in that which was unbelievable. A...
View ArticleDraftKings: Will The Real JFer Please Stand Up?
Jose Fernandez exploded onto the Miami scene harder than Vanilla Ice in 1990, dude was mowing people down like he was the Cuban sales manager for John Deere. JFer looked like he was going to be the...
View ArticleDraftKings: Oh Danny Boy
If there is one thing that rarely scares me in DFS, it is ace pitchers facing off against a high-powered offense. Clayton Kershaw against Toronto; so what? Noah Syndergaard against the Cubs--big deal....
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