Zach Britton has a mild lat strain. He hopes to return soon as he's complained that the loneliness of not pitching is killing him. Britton went on to say, "Bollocks!" Maybe that's a Briton. Any hoo! Or as a Briton would say, "Tally hoo!" The Orioles haven't said Britton is shut down, but I highly doubt he closes another game in the next week. Or as a Briton would say, "My Full Monty is knackered. Let's scallywag over a fag, you donkey arse." The Irish have fought for independence for the better part of a century, and yesterday they exacted some revenge as Britton went down to an O'Day. Darren O'Day said, "Blarney stone something something potato something something Guinness." It was hard to understand. I would grab O'Day in every league if you need saves as he's now converted two in two like Chuck Woolery, and, holy crap, Woolery got old! Have you seen The Voice? His son was on there and Woolery looked like he was gonna turn to dust. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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