We’re Going Streaming! Week 7: Earth, Wind & Meyer
What's up amigos?! Let me first say that if you're reading this, thanks. I really appreciate the support, especially when we're all recovering from too many Mother's Day Mimosas. What!? Surely I'm not...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: JIMMMMYY!
Hopefully we are as happy as Ray Liota was in the movie Goodfellas when he was screaming JIMMY in the shower after Jimmy Nelson ($15,200) is done taking the mound against the Padres. The San Diego...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 7: UnGodley Numbers
The fantasy baseball roster you could make out of the current disabled list would easily be in first place in many rotisserie leagues. If you left your draft with all of these players healthy you would...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: I Say Pineda, You Say Polanco
Pineda, Polanco, let’s call the whole thing off! Actually, let’s get it on! Happy Memorial Day weekend fellow DFSers. I hope you’ll join me in BBQing, enjoying adult libations and winning some cash...
View ArticleFanDuel: Chatwood: The Band-Aid’s Frail
Some days, in my FanDuel lineups, I put my faith and my cash into a big-name pitcher and fill in the holes around him; some days I pick on pitchers and build against him. Today is one of the latter...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Sunday Funday
Sundays are fantastic. Around my house, they are typically the recovery day of the weekend. Sundays usually go unscheduled, there is sleeping in, sitting on the couch in sweatpants and sipping...
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Hey Batter³ Contest, Week 12: Scooter Pie
Holy cow! Somebody call Phil Rizzuto because scooter pies are on this week's menu. I've never even seen one of these, let alone eaten one, but from what I gather they are very similar to moon pies....
View ArticleFanDuel: The Infamous Paulino
There's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds on Thursday's FanDuel slate, but one starter stands above the rest. The 23-year-old Astros prodigy David Paulino looks to wreak havoc on the...
View ArticleSee You Later, Alligator, In A While, Cubbie Kyle
Yesterday, Kyle Schwarber was demoted to Triple-A to clear his head. But Joe Buck would've cleared it for him! Guess Schwarber is just one less thing for Joe Buck to plug. Joe Buck is now the new...
View ArticleThe Door Is Ajar, The DH Is Andujar
Yankees called up their 3B prospect, Miguel Andujar (3-for-4, 4 RBIs, and a steal), to fill-in for DL'd Matt Holliday. That reminds me of Joaquin Andujar, and now I'm sad. Gone too soon. RIP,...
View ArticleFanDuel: Peacock Struts His Stuff
Astros starter Brad Peacock will take the mound on Thursday against the Athletics, making for an outstanding starting pitcher candidate on FanDuel. Peacock has an insane 13.3 K/9 in 44 2/3 innings this...
View ArticleOPS Leaguers Unite! [Insert Josh Reddick Joke Here]
Josh Reddick has been on a tear since returning from a concussion injury with an OPS over 1.500, two homers, and three steals (although his return sent future OPS Monster Derek Fisher back to AAA, sad...
View ArticleAndrew Rockets Red Blare, Bunch Of McBombs In The Air
Thankfully, I no longer do 4th of July like I used to, because when you have a holiday weekend that lasts five days, you will get alcohol poisoning if you go too hard, and the 4th is especially...
View ArticleOne Man’s Trash: I Like Green Eggs And Tommy Pham
I am Son. Son I am. I like green eggs and Tommy Pham (20.6% owned - increase of 9.7%). I do! I like them, Son I am. When I think of Tommy I crave for Pho (pronounced "fuh"), probably due to the fact...
View ArticleChapman in La La Land as Sox Moonlight Yankees to Steal Win
Called upon in the ninth inning to protect a one run lead Aroldis Chapman blew his third save of the season Friday night surrendering two hits and two walks and allowing two earned runs. After giving...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Clevinger Ready To Rock In San Fran
Mike Clevinger ($17,600) looks like he should be performing a rock concert with his long grunge band looking hair and his arm full of tattoos but he will be taking the mound in instead. He seems to be...
View ArticleFanDuel: Return Of The Czar
Raise your hand if you did not trust Danny Salazar ($8,200) in his first start off the DL facing the Blue Jays. I’ll admit, I benched him everywhere to feel him out and wasn’t touching him with a...
View ArticleGray Pilots The Plane While Rockies Take Braves Pitchers To Bathroom
On the ones and twos, it's not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby's mouth, dropping another one in a major key. It's yo' boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster,...
View ArticleFanDuel: McCullers (Back) is Back
Lance McCullers (back) is back in action on Wednesday, making his first start since July as he comes off the disabled list. Starting a pitcher in their first outing back is always risky, but if...
View ArticleWinner, Winner, Mike Clevinger
The Cleveland Indians may never lose again! Friday night the Tribe won their 16th straight game, the longest streak in baseball this season, and the longest winning streak since the Oakland A's won 20...
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