Scott Schebler looks about as DFA-able as I've seen anyone look in some time. DFA stands for Da F**k Attahere. Even if he's not, Nick Senzel was promoted and is hitting 2nd tonight. So, what are we banking on, or simply FDIC? That's not regarding fiduciary concerns, that's F**k Do I Care? Or more accurately, why am abbreviating everything a NYC cabbie says? Senzel has speed/power and could hit .315+. He is one of the best pure hitters in the minors. It's the Senzel SZN! SZN stands for Senzel, which means I just said, "It's the Senzel Senzel!" Not only is Senzel owned in all of my leagues, but guys like Rudy have owned him all year, stashing him on their bench. I point to Rudy specifically, because he's fairly agnostic on rookies, in general, so you know there's something here. Things break right and Senzel could be the number one call-up this year. Yes, I avoided all the talk about his injuries, except for this throwaway comment, but we're talking about the positives. It's Friday, LMFAO! That's Leave Me F**K Alone, Octopus. I'm floating in a giant aquarium as I write this. Anyway, here's some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:
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