Finally, the Rays took a cue from Fox, and started Jake Bauers' clock. Here's an updated 24: FBI agent, breathlessly, into a phone, "The President is in danger!" Assistant to the FBI director lowers the phone, speaks to the director, less breathlessly, "Have you tried Thai basil chicken?" FBI director, "Basil in Thai dishes always make me think there should be tomato sauce. Ya know, Italians have that basil thing already." FBI agent into the phone, breathlessly, "Did you hear me, the President's in danger!" FBI assistant, "Um, yeah, you've been on vacay, and we're no longer taking matters of the President's safety as seriously as much as we once did." I keed! Don't hit me with your political agenda. So, Jake Bauers was called up to presumably play every day. I mean, if the Rays waited this long to bring him up, they're not doing it for a bench bat. He's a little bit of everything vs. a lot of one thing, which is less exciting in short-term, but could be something long-term. His Steamer projections are yawnstipating 7/8/.238 (click his name to see projections), but I could see him being a bit closer to 9/16/.265/.345. Not bad, not great. Breathlessly, "He's okay." Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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